Da Vinci’s Laundry
Arsema Thomas and Keelan Kember sit together, smiling, against a soft grey background.
Arsema Thomas and Steve Zissis pose together, both wearing casual clothing against a soft, neutral background.
Two actors in period costumes, Arsema Thomas in blue and Keelan Kember in brown, against a textured backdrop.
Teddy Cavendish in a dark suit, smiling, with a textured backdrop of soft, muted colours.
Fayez Bakhsh stands in a textured grey suit against a soft-focus laundry backdrop.
Steve Zissis and John Albasiny smiling, wearing casual clothes, against a soft-focus urban background.
Two figures in protective suits interact with a box on a brightly lit, purple stage.
Three actors pose together, wearing casual clothing, with a soft-focus urban background.

Da Vinci’s Laundry

Venue

Riverside Studios

Two Art salespeople. One Da Vinci. Or is it a Da Vinci?

Da Vinci’s Laundry is a razor-sharp crime comedy set in the champagne-soaked, morally compromised world of high-end art.

A rip-roaring examination of masterpieces, money laundering, romance and how the art world stopped being about art and started being about Power.

Following the hugely successful run of Thanks For Having Me, Keelan Kember returns to Riverside Studios Main Stage with a brand new blistering satirical comedy – premiering for a strictly limited run.

Featuring Arsema Thomas (Lady Agatha Danbury in Bridgerton spin-off Queen Charlotte (Netflix)), Steve Zissis (Togetherness (HBO), Rebel Ridge (Netflix)), Fayez Bakhsh (Oedipus (The Old Vic), Silverpoint (BBC), The State (Channel 4)) and Velibor Topic, who co-stars in the new series NCIS: Tony & Ziva (CBS) starting in September.

Closing

25/10/2025

Running Time

1h20, no interval

Genre

Comedy

Age & Content

14+ | Children under the age of 16 must be accompanied by and sat next to a ticketholder who is at least 18 years old.

Please Note:

This production contains strong language, violence & threats, death references, sexual references, alcohol & drugs References.

No accessibility performances are currently scheduled for this show.